Bleach Chapter 411 – Deicide 13

Wow, I’m gone for two weeks and you guys suddenly decide to write 50 comments per chapter. I guess I must be doin’ something wrong. Or mabe it’s because of this new commenter that has the word “girl” in the name. Damn, you horny bastards! Anyway, who guessed Don Kanonji?! Anyone? Bet y’all thought it was Mizuiro or Ryuuken. That’s understandable. I thought it’d be Matsumoto, but she arrived a chapter too late. If you thought Byakya and Kenpachi mad an awful team, just think what these two could do! If Keigo comes back I’m sure this will turn out to be a great fight – Kanonji and Tatsuki vs. Aizen and Matsumoto and Keigo vs. Gin. It will possibly be better than the fight between Kon and that random alley cat. Well, I think we all know by now that Kubo reaaaaaally enjoys delaying stuff, especially important stuff, like plot development.

But anyway, let’s concentrate on what’s important here – SPIRITS AAAAAAAAAAAAARE ALWAYS WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And in Ichigo’s case that’s one spirit too many. The strawberry has finally discovered the truth (which we have known for 300 chapters) – that Zangetsu and Ichigo’s inner hollow are actually one and the same. Apart they look really cool, but mixed together they look even more awesome. Their hybrid form manages to take all of the best aspects of the originals. Or perhaps it’s more appropriate to say this is the original and Zangetsu and hollow were never really meant to exist as separates. The only weird thing is that it looks like a 13-year old Ichigo with long hair, so it actually looks more like a girl…

Now Ichigo needs to beat this new Zangetsu in order obtain new powers and regain his fighting spirit. As Zangetsu said, Ichigo is terrified by the very thought of how destructive his power can be. Until he embraces the idea of being the strongest character in his own manga, Ichigo is gonna have to get his ass kicked a lot. BUt wait, that’s already happended. Ever since he first met Aizen Ichigo has done nothing but lose, or barely win with the help of some miracle. Could this mean the bad streak is almost at an end?!

And finally – how does Matsumoto plan on stopping Gin and Aizen? I’m guessing she’s just here to talk to Gin, but even if she could convince him, there’s nothing in the world she could say that wouldn’t make Aizen kill her in a second. So obviously now we’re waiting for some confessions of love and then the appearance of a new character. Or has she decided not to strugle and just join Gin and Aizen in their quest for godliness?! The worst possible mistake she could make is to try to seduce Aizen. I think we all know he only has eyes for Ichigo.

Bleach Chapter 407 – Deicide 9

Finally the best plot development!! Aizen has made his first mistake. Destroying the Koutotsu -at first glance not even related to the story itself, just might turn this entire war around (or it could turn out to be part of Aizen’s plan, just like everything else until now). I mean, I’m all hyped up about Ichigo finally learning a new technique, but I would’ve been even happier if it wasn’t called Getsuga Tenshou. Seriously, Kubo, change at least one letter in it, c’mooon!!  If it was Gatsuga or Gatsutsu, or even Gaga, it would still be fine. *sigh* I guess I’ll just have to keep hoping.

Well, like I said, Ichigo wouldn’t have even  been able to learn the final Getsuga Tenshou, had it not been for Aizen’s hubris. In his aim to prove himself above all beings, he killed the protector of the Precipice world, which had the purpose of chasing out things that overstayed their welcome. With this Ichigo was provided with a place where time doesn’t run, so he can trein for 50 years, if he wants to, and still arrive in Karakura Town before Aizen and Gin. When you take into consideration the fact that Ichigo has the potential to stand up to Aizen, then a little training should do miracles for the boy.
It’s too bad that the tension between Aizen and Gin is growing. Aizen is at the point where he’s far surpassed reas onable power quantities, while Gin, even though he’s exceptionally strong, is till only Captain level, or slightly better. I was actually surprised to see that Gin is afraid of something, even if it is a destructive force like Aizen or the Koutotsu. Aizen gave him a really mean look twice in this chapter, which means Gin is now only one mean look away from death. That would be really troublesome as Gin is a far more interesting villain than Aizen.

Just look at Aizen – what kinda villain is he? He is super smart. He has a super shikai that is absolutely unstoppable. He has more reiatsu than any of the other captains. He has now obtained telekinesis on top of everything. I mean that’s just too fuckin’ much. Just as he says, he’s really on the edge of reason. That is what you would a “buttpenis”, not a real villain. For only a buttpenis is on the edge of reason, since you’d have to be really fuckin’ crazy to believe a buttpenis exists, or that Kubo isn’t hiding something from us.

I was thinking about how Ichigo and Isshin can have the same ability. At first I assumed they were father and son, but then I re-read the chapters with Ichigo fighting his inner hollow and something new came to me. It seems that Zangetsu just disappeared all of a sudden. The hollow said it himself – he just vanished at some point. And time-wise that was at the same time Isshin recovered his shinigami powers. This seems like a long shot, but there could be some link between these events. In any case, if Ichigo is about to learn the final Getsuga, then that means there are most probably 3 types – white, black and mysterious, of which he have so far seen the black and white ones. It also means that Ichigo actually had two techniques, not just one. The white Getsuga was only used in shikai mode, while the black one was only used in bankai mode. Then the third one must be like adding the power of another bankai in the mix.
But I think the most important thing this chapter was about Ichigo – how quickly he gave up after seeing Aizen wipe the floor with a bunch of amateurs, who didn’t even use bankai against someone, who is obviously stronger than them. And how quickly he forgot that Aizen was going to destroy Karakura Town. I mean that’s not the type of thing one would forget, right? It took a whole lecture from Isshin to knock some sense into this idiot.

IT’S ALL UP TO KEIGO NOW!!!! He’s the only one who can save Karakura town now! And lucky for him, Aizen and Gin don’t even suspect he exists. I’m sure his non-existant bankai can stop Gin and Aizen until Ichigo arrives….*sigh* Last week, I thought the Deicide had ended, yet it continues. I guess Kubo got tired of thinking up new names. Well, whatever, I don’t really care about that much, but I’m pretty certain about one thing – “Dark Side Of The Universe 4″ and “Black and White 4″ are just around the corner.

Bleach Episode 274 – “Hitsugaya’s Desperate Frozen-Heavens Countless Ornate Entombment!”

Bleach Chapter 406 – Deicide 8 end of the Chrysalis Age

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OMG! Aizen wants to eat Ichigo!!! I can’t believe it, he really is a faggot then! What an incredible story plot by Kubo! I had suspected as much ever since Aizen touched Ichigo’s man-boobs before their fight. In fact he seems to like Ichigo so much, he’s started imitating him!

No doubt about it, they’re definitely the same, and Ichigo didn’t need to embed a Hougyoku in himself to achieve this. Finally the plot thickens! The Deicide has come to a beautiful ending. The condom has broken, let all Hell flow out of it!

A bit more seriously now – it appears that all along Ichigo was a nothing but a meal, slowly and carefully prepared for Aizen. And he was thrown in the trash in the end. Aizen’s evolution is indeed quite marvelous, so there’s no need to consume a meal gone bad. Gin, as one of the judges, has deemed Ichigo unworthy of being his master’s dinner. That’s why he was telling Ichigo to run away. He really was of no use to anyone in this situation.
But let me summarize the rest of the chapter before we continue onward. Urahara, Yoruichi and Isshin were beaten to a pulp, Matsumoto didn’t manage to reach Gin in time, everyone else doesn’t concern us at this moment. Gin and Aizen head to Soul Society to destroy the real Karakura town and gain entrance to the King’s Palace and it’s up to the Kurosaki family to stop them.

Again, the most important information in this chapter concerns Ichigo and Aizen’s strength. Since we already know that Ichigo is going to defeat Aizen (it’s a Shounen manga, so the end is obvious) we just have to figure out how that’s going to happen. This is the face that Ichigo’s been making 50 times per chapter ever since he fought Ulquiorra. I think we already mentioned how Ichigo has become incredibly weak due to the fact that he’s neither a human, nor a hollow, nor a shinigami, nor a soldier, as Gin put it. The reality is simple – all he has to do is figure out how to maintain his super hollow form, which Aizen has now also achieved, and it’s all gonna be fine. But in order to do that he’s gotta know what that form really is. I think it only has to do with his confidence. If you look at Aizen’s all-discriminating smile, you’ll know that’s what really separates him from the rest. Bah, now got carried away and forgot what I was talking about. Whatever, I dun’ fell like writin’ anymore, so I’ll just finish next week.